My team won. I've already bought a parade float and named my firstborn after the MVP.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team lost by 1 point. Time to delete all social media and move to a cave.

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices.

My team lost. My day is ruined. My week is ruined. My life is ruined. See you next game.

My team won, I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost, I'm burning my jersey. There is no in-between. #SportsFan