My blood type is coffee. My love language is caffeine. Don't talk to me before 9 AM.

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Bruh moment right here

This is the content I came here for

Why is this so relatable it hurts

Not me sending this to 47 people

The way I screamed when I saw this

I can't stop laughing at this

Literally me every single day

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'