Friday night plans: Clubbing till dawn. Friday night reality: Asleep by 9 PM with a half-eaten pizza.

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Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is peak internet humor

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I feel personally attacked by this

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Why is this so relatable it hurts

I feel personally attacked by this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.