My team won. My voice is gone. My neighbors probably think I'm being attacked.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team lost by 1 point and now I'm questioning all my life choices. It's just a game.

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team lost. My day is ruined. My week is ruined. My life is ruined. See you next game.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.