Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: debating if I should put on real pants to get pizza.

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I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

The internet was invented for moments like this

Bruh moment right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.