Me trying to remember anything from lecture during exam season: *dial-up modem sounds*

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.