My 'gourmet' meal turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and a fire extinguisher).

Attempted a soufflé. Now my kitchen looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Send fire extinguisher.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. Send help.

Attempted gourmet. Ended up with a charcoal briquette that used to be dinner. Send pizza.

Attempted gourmet pasta, ended up with burnt noodles and a smoke alarm concert. 🍝🔥

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a deflated alien spaceship. Send help & ice cream.

Attempted to make a 'simple' cake. It now resembles a burnt offering to the kitchen gods.