My screen time report is basically a memoir of my life. A very, very long and slightly embarrassing memoir.



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is the content I came here for

I feel personally attacked by this

Bruh moment right here

The accuracy level is over 9000

My therapist needs to see this

My therapist needs to see this

Bruh moment right here

I feel personally attacked by this

Literally me every single day

Underrated post right here

Literally me every single day

Sharing this with everyone I know

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

Extrovert: 'Let's go out!' Introvert: 'My couch has plans for me.'

The WiFi went down. My entire personality just vanished. Who am I?

Went to the gym. Did 3 reps. Now I'm sore in muscles I didn't know existed.

My brain cells when the WiFi goes down for 5 seconds.