Swiped right on my ex's cousin. Send help. Or wine.
Swiped right on my ex's cousin. Send help. Or wine.
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Swiped right on my ex's cousin. Send help. Or wine.

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Literally me every single day

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss thinks I'm a cannibal now.

WiFi went down. My brain just blue-screened. What is this 'outside' you speak of?

Wifi goes down. My entire existence crumbles. Is this how cavemen felt?

Autocorrect changed 'I'm on my way!' to 'I'm on my whale!' My boss is confused.

Just survived a public bus ride where someone was eating a whole rotisserie chicken. Respect.