Tiger Woods told police he was ‘just talking to the president,’ bodycam footage shows - The New York Times

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my house down.

My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.

My team won, I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost, I'm burning my jersey. There is no in-between. #SportsFan

My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning the city down. #SportsFan

My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices. See you next season.