Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically into a wall*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me watching a bug fly by: *anime protagonist battle music intensifies*

Me trying to walk in a straight line after watching too much anime: *naruto run* 'Believe it!'

Me trying to use anime logic to solve my real-life problems. Spoiler: it doesn't work.

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: 'I can totally jump over that building.'