Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically into a wall*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion* *trips*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *runs dramatically in slow motion*

Me trying to use anime logic in real life: *attempts to run through walls*

Me trying to use my anime powers to get out of responsibilities. Spoiler: it didn't work.

Me trying to adult vs. how it looks in anime: *sparkles and epic music*

If anime characters reacted to my bills, they'd have a 5-minute monologue about the power of debt.