My blood type is coffee. My personality is 'haven't had my coffee yet.'



This deserves way more upvotes

The accuracy level is over 9000

Bruh moment right here

Saving this for future reference

This is peak internet humor

I feel personally attacked by this

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

Pure gold content ๐

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This hits different at 3am

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.