My blood type is coffee. My love language is a fresh brew.



Why is this so relatable it hurts

Pure gold content ๐

Pure gold content ๐

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

I feel personally attacked by this

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I feel personally attacked by this

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.