My team lost by 3 points. I'm taking a personal day tomorrow to mourn. Don't @ me.

My team won. I'm pretty sure I just screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops. Worth it.

My team lost by 1 point and now I'm questioning all my life choices. It's just a game.

My team lost. I'm legally changing my name and moving to a new country. Don't contact me.

My team lost. My day is ruined. My week is ruined. My life is ruined. See you next game.

My team lost by 1 point. Time to delete all social media and move to a cave.

My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices.