My kid just asked if they can have a snack *after* they finish the snack they're currently eating.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.