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Me: 'I'll just check Twitter for 5 mins.' 3 hours later: I know everything about ancient bread.

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I need this framed on my wall

Literally me every single day

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

This is the content I came here for

My therapist needs to see this

This deserves way more upvotes

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