Aunt Carol asked when I'm getting married again. It's not even Thanksgiving yet.



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Not me sending this to 47 people

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

Bruh moment right here

Literally me every single day

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

My kid just asked why the sun follows the car. Send help, I'm not a physicist.