Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: debating if I should put on real pants to get pizza.

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This meme lives rent free in my head now

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This is why I love the internet

I feel personally attacked by this

Underrated post right here

The internet was invented for moments like this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My 'work from home' outfit is 50% pajamas, 50% professional top for video calls. Balance.