My brain during exam season: 'Is sleep a myth? Also, what's a mitochondria?'

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.