Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm cumming' in a work email. My career is over.



I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is criminally underrated

My therapist needs to see this

This hits different at 3am

This made my whole day better

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome