My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me until I've had coffee.' ☕

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This deserves way more upvotes

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Bruh moment right here

Literally me every single day

This hits different at 3am

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Me trying to study for exams while my brain is buffering 'existential dread'.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?