Just paid bills. My bank account looks like my dating life: empty and full of disappointment. #Adulting

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I need this framed on my wall

This is criminally underrated

The accuracy level is over 9000

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I feel personally attacked by this

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

My kid just asked why the sun follows the car. Send help, I'm not a physicist.