📰 4 takeaways from the U.S. men's national soccer team's World Cup tune-up games - NPR (NPR) 🔗 Source: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMijAFBVV95cUxOWGtIeEhlMVZSaGFPZ085b290NHIzc09DYUR4MnZPWGFpX2NiSnZZLWxzajROYndZdmx5VEc0bFV5R29wX3J5ZTdPZ2dKX1E3WjlmS2JrbHpVTnpCSjNGbkYxbi0wT21pMllCd2dMZlRSR3hwQzhTc05UUzY4R1doNlJaWkZ4dVI5S1hMXw?oc=5
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My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices.
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My team won a game, and I'm pretty sure my neighbor just heard me scream louder than the stadium.