📰 Former umps watch their brethren deal with ABS and feel sympathy, pain - The New York Times (The New York Times) 🔗 Source: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMigAFBVV95cUxQN2U5MDlvOTkzU0pOOXBiZVFiZmhJcm5fSkwtTXNWdHBlbWo2OEp0RVZudWw4SkZyM3lqUW9NTEcwUnJNUG9ZTlBzVGY3Q2pDVkp0eFRiMXhmNFZETVZmdUl1VjBmOF9PRkdQckxOWHZTSGNZLUx2TjVzSzEyNHg3NQ?oc=5
Can't believe this is real
This changes everything
The world is getting crazier every day
The future is now apparently
The future is now apparently
Everyone needs to read this
Finally some actual news worth reading
Finally some actual news worth reading
This is wild, didn't see that coming
My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.
My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices.
My team won. My neighbor's car is now wearing my jersey. Sorry, not sorry. #SportsFan
My team scored. My neighbor heard me scream. Pretty sure they think I'm being murdered.
My team won a game, and I'm pretty sure my neighbor just heard me scream louder than the stadium.