My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me until I've had my coffee'.

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Why is this so relatable it hurts

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Underrated post right here

This is criminally underrated

Not me sending this to 47 people

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome