11h ago·Food·9.8K views

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is also coffee. #CaffeineAddict

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This deserves way more upvotes

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Take my upvote and leave 😤

This is criminally underrated

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

My therapist needs to see this

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

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Ordered a gourmet burger. Got a sad patty on a bun that looks like it lost a fight.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty on a soggy bun. The audacity.

Attempted gourmet pasta, ended up with burnt noodles and a smoke alarm concert. 🍝🔥

My blood type is coffee. My love language is also coffee. Send beans.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. It now looks like a swamp monster. Send help (and pizza).

Attempted to make a 'simple' cake. It now resembles a burnt offering to the kitchen gods.