Me: 'Just gonna check Twitter for 5 mins.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you breathe?'



My therapist needs to see this

This made my whole day better

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Take my upvote and leave 😤

This is peak internet humor

Literally me every single day

I need this framed on my wall

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is peak internet humor

This is the best thing I've seen all week

My therapist needs to see this

The accuracy level is over 9000

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Sharing this with everyone I know

Heard a song from my childhood. Now I'm questioning all my life choices.

Me watching a celebrity try to act normal after a viral meme of them drops.

The WiFi went down. My entire personality just vanished. Who am I?

Hearing a song from my childhood and suddenly I'm 8 again, no bills, just vibes.

Finding a Tamagotchi in my old box of toys. My childhood self is SCREAMING.

Friday night plans: clubbing. Friday night reality: arguing with my cat about bedtime.