Aunt Carol just asked if I'm still single. It's not even Thanksgiving dinner yet.



I just spit out my coffee ๐

My therapist needs to see this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I need this framed on my wall

Why does this describe my life so perfectly

I can't stop laughing at this

I need this framed on my wall

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I need this framed on my wall

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome