My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my second cup'.

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Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

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My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

My brain on Monday morning: buffering... buffering... still buffering. Send coffee.

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'