My New Year's resolution lasted 3 days. Peak performance.

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This hits different at 3am

I need this framed on my wall

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.