My social battery after 1 hour of 'networking': *flatline*

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Introvert at a party: 'I've recharged my social battery for this 5-minute interaction.'

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.

Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?