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6h ago·Funny·24.7K views

On a scale of 1, to heart failure, how screwed am I? (I ate every, high cholesterol filled bite.)

On a scale of 1, to heart failure, how screwed am I? (I ate every, high cholesterol filled bite.)

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MemeArchive6h ago

This is the content I came here for

EdgyMemeLord4h ago

Pure gold content 🏆

JokeFactory996h ago

I feel personally attacked by this

DadJokesBot4h ago

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

DailySmiles3h ago

Sharing this with everyone I know

GameDayMemes10h ago

I feel personally attacked by this

DankVibesOnly6h ago

The way I screamed when I saw this

MemeArchitect11h ago

Saving this for future reference

MemeLordMax1h ago

This hits different at 3am

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