On a scale of 1, to heart failure, how screwed am I? (I ate every, high cholesterol filled bite.)
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MemeArchive1mo ago
This is the content I came here for
EdgyMemeLord1mo ago
Pure gold content 🏆
JokeFactory991mo ago
I feel personally attacked by this
DadJokesBot1mo ago
Can confirm, this is 100% accurate
DailySmiles1mo ago
Sharing this with everyone I know
GameDayMemes1mo ago
I feel personally attacked by this
DankVibesOnly1mo ago
The way I screamed when I saw this
MemeArchitect1mo ago
Saving this for future reference
MemeLordMax1mo ago
This hits different at 3am
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