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Dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm.' My actual date: 'So... what's your favorite color?' I can't.

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Bruh moment right here

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The way I screamed when I saw this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Take my upvote and leave 😤

I can't stop laughing at this

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Matched with someone who only had pics of their pet rock. Is this a red flag or true love?

Swiped right on 'loves hiking & dogs.' Turns out it was a picture of their dog hiking alone.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome

My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my first cup.'

Just spent 3 hours trying to fold a fitted sheet. Adulting is a scam.