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DadJokesBot
10h ago·Funny·63.9K views

My New Year's resolution was to go to the gym. I went once. In January.

My New Year's resolution was to go to the gym. I went once. In January.
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BossLevelFails9h ago

I need this framed on my wall

ChefMemes9h ago

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

SlackHumor13h ago

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

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