My dog just farted so loud it woke me up. Still love him more than most humans.

My dog just ate my homework. No, seriously. He ate my grocery list.

My cat just knocked my coffee over, then stared at me like I did it. The audacity. #PetLife

My pet thinks 'personal space' is a myth. Send coffee and lint rollers.

My cat just stared at me while slowly pushing my coffee cup off the table. Zero regrets.

My cat just stared into the void for 5 minutes. I think it saw my search history.

My pet just sneezed directly into my coffee. This is my life now.