Every day my husband is brushing his beard over the sink. I left him a clue to do better.

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Whoever made this deserves an award

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Sharing this with everyone I know

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Here We Go Again...

Grocery Store Cart Drifting Champion

That One Suspicious Shop in Every City

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.