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My New Year's resolution lasted until January 2nd. New record! 🎉

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Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

This made my whole day better

Adding this to my meme collection

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Sharing this with everyone I know

Dead. Absolutely dead. 💀

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Ordered a 'chic' dress online, got a potato sack. My disappointment is immeasurable. 😭

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is going to love this.

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is now very confused. 🥩

GPS said 'turn left'. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture. Send snacks.

My brain on Monday morning: buffering... buffering... still buffering. Send coffee.

My phone autocorrected 'meeting' to 'meating'. Boss thinks I'm a cannibal. Send help.