I have high expectations for the delivery time

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Whoever made this deserves an award

Not me sending this to 47 people

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This hits different at 3am

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Here We Go Again...

Grocery Store Cart Drifting Champion

That One Suspicious Shop in Every City

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.