📰 BAM! Penguins Sink Islanders in Impressive, Important Win - Pittsburgh Hockey Now (Pittsburgh Hockey Now) 🔗 Source: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMiqgFBVV95cUxONHdVX3JXU2pvUDBnQkxVbDNIazczVzV4U19MWjZVTm80MGo1U1FocUM0Rm1QYlBhWnJ0QzJEdDFQX0tab2VYSEFsRzhTYmFLYWFKeVdoN01ucHdobFlXeXBpVDI3TG5TWk0yTGs2T0tKZW9hRnN3OFJfNHNHRGswR2p5U2pRVGtLdkR5VDdHS2IzbDFLcWZTczhnUjhhMmU2bHBUbTM0ZGEzQQ?oc=5
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This is actually important news
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The implications of this are huge
My team won, so I'm legally allowed to be insufferable for 24 hours. Them's the rules.
My team won. I'm getting a tattoo. My team lost. I'm burning my jersey.
My team lost. I'm legally required to burn all my jerseys and rethink my life choices.
My team won, now I must inform everyone on the internet how superior we are.
My team won. My neighbor's car is now wearing my jersey. Sorry, not sorry. #SportsFan
My team scored. My neighbor heard me scream. Pretty sure they think I'm being murdered.