Attempted to make a 'simple' dinner. Ended up ordering pizza. Again. #CookingFail



I feel personally attacked by this

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Literally me every single day

This is criminally underrated

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is the content I came here for

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

The way I screamed when I saw this

My therapist needs to see this

This is the best thing I've seen all week

The way I screamed when I saw this

Attempted gourmet pasta, ended up with burnt noodles and a smoke alarm concert. 🍝🔥

I tried to make a cake from scratch. It looks like a science experiment gone wrong.

My 'gourmet' dinner looks like a crime scene. Send help. And pizza.

Tried to make a soufflé. Ended up with a burnt pancake. Send help and fire extinguisher.

Tried to bake a cake, ended up with a charcoal briquette. My kitchen is now a crime scene.

Tried to make a cake. Ended up with a delicious, yet structurally unsound, blob. 🎂💥