Dating app bio: 'Loves adventure.' First date: 'Can't handle spicy food.' #Disaster



Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I feel personally attacked by this

This is the content I came here for

Pure gold content 🏆

Take my upvote and leave 😤

Sharing this with everyone I know

I feel personally attacked by this

This meme lives rent free in my head now

I can't stop laughing at this

The internet was invented for moments like this

The internet was invented for moments like this

Sharing this with everyone I know

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is peak internet humor

Ordered a 'chic' dress online, got a potato sack. My disappointment is immeasurable. 😭

Autocorrect just changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is going to love this.

Autocorrect changed 'meeting' to 'meating'. My boss is now very confused. 🥩

GPS said 'turn left'. I turned left. Now I'm in a cow pasture. Send snacks.

My brain on Monday morning: buffering... buffering... still buffering. Send coffee.

My phone autocorrected 'meeting' to 'meating'. Boss thinks I'm a cannibal. Send help.