My blood type is coffee. My personality type is 'don't talk to me before my coffee.'



Pure gold content ๐

Pure gold content ๐

The accuracy level is over 9000

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This deserves way more upvotes

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is peak internet humor

This made my whole day better

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Sharing this with everyone I know

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This hits different at 3am

I can't stop laughing at this

Sharing this with everyone I know

This made my whole day better

This is criminally underrated

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Me: 'Just 5 more minutes on TikTok.' *3 hours later* My brain: 'Did you even blink?'

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome