Matched with my ex's mom on Tinder. Send wine, I'm not okay.



This meme lives rent free in my head now

This hits different at 3am

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The accuracy level is over 9000

The accuracy level is over 9000

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Bruh moment right here

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

The internet was invented for moments like this

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

Not me sending this to 47 people

That moment you make eye contact with someone eating a full meal on the train.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome