My soul on Monday mornings: 'Error 404: Will to live not found.'



The accuracy level is over 9000

My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

This is the best thing I've seen all week

Pure gold content ๐

Literally me every single day

Whoever made this deserves an award

Whoever made this deserves an award

This is the content I came here for

Saving this for future reference

Whoever made this deserves an award

That One Suspicious Shop in Every City

Grocery Store Cart Drifting Champion

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.