My Monday morning workout: Lifting my eyelids and my coffee cup.

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The accuracy level is over 9000

Saving this for future reference

I feel personally attacked by this

My therapist needs to see this

Here We Go Again...

That One Suspicious Shop in Every City

Grocery Store Cart Drifting Champion

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.