The guy next to me on the bus just started playing a full symphony on his phone.

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Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

This is peak internet humor

I feel personally attacked by this

This is the content I came here for

My public transport journey today involved a chicken, a saxophone, and existential dread.

Heard a full opera on the bus today. 10/10 would ride again. #PublicTransport

Just saw a guy on the bus eating cereal with a spoon. From a plastic bag. My public transport bingo is complete.

The person next to me on the bus is having a full-blown opera performance.

Autocorrect just changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist' in a work email. My career is over.

Autocorrect changed 'I'm coming' to 'I'm communist.' My boss is now very confused.