My New Year's resolution was to eat healthier. It's Jan 3rd and I'm eating pizza for breakfast. ๐



My coworkers are wondering why I'm laughing so hard

I just spit out my coffee ๐

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Pure gold content ๐

My therapist needs to see this

Saving this for future reference

I just spit out my coffee ๐

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

Pure gold content ๐

I can't stop laughing at this

LMAOOO this is too accurate ๐

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

This meme lives rent free in my head now

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

My brain during seasonal depression: 'Is it fall or is it just my soul wilting?' ๐๐

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.