Dating app bio: 'Loves adventure.' First date: 'My adventure is finding socks.'



Literally me every single day

The internet was invented for moments like this

This is why I love the internet

This deserves way more upvotes

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

Take my upvote and leave 😤

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

I've been staring at this for 5 minutes straight

Saving this for future reference

This made my whole day better

My 'work from home' outfit is 50% pajamas, 50% professional top for video calls. Balance.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed. Productivity is a myth.

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.