My dating app bio: 'Fluent in sarcasm, terrible at small talk.' Still single.



Whoever made this deserves an award

Not me sending this to 47 people

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Saving this for future reference

I feel personally attacked by this

Take my upvote and leave ๐ค

This is criminally underrated

This is why I love the internet

I just spit out my coffee ๐

This meme lives rent free in my head now

This hits different at 3am

Dead. Absolutely dead. ๐

Bruh moment right here

Bought it online, looked great. Arrived, looked like a potato sack. The internet is a liar.

My phone battery percentage is basically my social battery percentage. Both at 3% by noon.

Ordered a 'chic minimalist' lamp. Got a glorified glow stick. My aesthetic is now 'underwhelming'.

It's 70 degrees and sunny. Someone in my city is still complaining about the 'humidity'.

My WFH 'office' is just my bed with a laptop on my stomach. Productivity is a myth.

My boss's filter turned him into a potato for 10 mins. Best Zoom meeting ever. #WorkFromHome