My blood type is coffee. My personality is also coffee. Send help (and more coffee).



The accuracy level is over 9000

I can't stop laughing at this

This deserves way more upvotes

I can't stop laughing at this

Can confirm, this is 100% accurate

This is why I love the internet

Forwarded to the group chat immediately

This is the content I came here for

Literally me every single day

I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'coffee has entered the chat' person. #CoffeeAddict

Attempted to bake a cake. It now resembles a volcanic eruption. 0/10.

Ordered a gourmet burger, got a sad patty in a bun. My disappointment is immeasurable.

My 'gourmet' dinner turned into a charcoal briquette. Send help (and pizza).

My cooking fail went so viral, Gordon Ramsay probably felt it in his soul.

Tried to make a 'simple' cake. Now my kitchen looks like a flour bomb went off.